Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Ralph Zinobop is the inventor of the "Steel Duck." He is eager to enter the next phase of his plan: to make money off his inventions to regain his rightful place as ruler of the Planet Zinobop — a planet that he was exiled from by his paranoid father several years ago. His other hobbies include wild get-get-rich schemes and drinking copious amounts of coffee. He also has a terrible temper.
Naw. I’ll get up to date by the end of the weekend. I had a bunch of projects and my taxes all due on Thursday-Friday, so it seeped into my Melonpool schedule. I’ll start posting make-up strips in a couple of hours after I run a few errands.
Ralph never learns.
I wish you could put a link where he kicks your Troop out of the comic.
Will he pay them to churn out nothing, though? Also, [insert “what’s a newspaper” joke]
this would be funnier if people were actually complaining. your welcome
uh-oh, looks like start of new hiatus
Naw. I’ll get up to date by the end of the weekend. I had a bunch of projects and my taxes all due on Thursday-Friday, so it seeped into my Melonpool schedule. I’ll start posting make-up strips in a couple of hours after I run a few errands.