Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Ralph Zinobop is the inventor of the "Steel Duck." He is eager to enter the next phase of his plan: to make money off his inventions to regain his rightful place as ruler of the Planet Zinobop — a planet that he was exiled from by his paranoid father several years ago. His other hobbies include wild get-get-rich schemes and drinking copious amounts of coffee. He also has a terrible temper.
Sam T. Dogg is completely out of his element. He’s super intelligent, a highly-skilled pilot and has the most common sense of anyone aboard the "Steel Duck." Also, no one takes him seriously because he’s a dog.
Ralph, Shaddap. If Sam can control himself the snark is unnecessary. But that does bring up the question of whether the hamsters can control themselves…
Worst case, you’ll have to recruit a dozen that can take over in shifts for Sammy.
A little late, Sam.
Ralph, Shaddap. If Sam can control himself the snark is unnecessary. But that does bring up the question of whether the hamsters can control themselves…
Worst case, you’ll have to recruit a dozen that can take over in shifts for Sammy.
Okay, back-up plan: Put all of these guys in wheels and sell “cheap renewable energy.”