Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Sam T. Dogg is completely out of his element. He’s super intelligent, a highly-skilled pilot and has the most common sense of anyone aboard the "Steel Duck." Also, no one takes him seriously because he’s a dog.
*Bites cigar*
“Well, I wouldn’t want to be part of a crew where they would get ME as their captain!”
*raising and lowering eyebrows quickly*
Tell them you were crying over the loss of Jim; when they see how how deeply you care for the crew they would not want anyone else for the captain!