Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Sam T. Dogg is completely out of his element. He’s super intelligent, a highly-skilled pilot and has the most common sense of anyone aboard the "Steel Duck." Also, no one takes him seriously because he’s a dog.
Vic was Mayberry‘s former boss and the owner of P.J. O’Earthy’s — an Earth-themed restaurant on a space station in the outskirts of the known universe. Like any T.G.I. Friday’s wannabe, it’s tacky and overpriced and known more for the kitsch than the food.
It’s a shame Sam’s telepathy doesn’t let him read minds; that could be a very lucrative talent to have in almost any business.
But then again, Sam has already tried his hand at poker, so…
It’s a shame Sam’s telepathy doesn’t let him read minds; that could be a very lucrative talent to have in almost any business.
But then again, Sam has already tried his hand at poker, so…
There could be plenty of “filthy animal” complaints even without Sam in there!
Happy Halloween! Were we still in the forum, I would post a picture of our Ghostbusters-themed, Steve Troop-crafted costumes. Thanks, Steve!
^That was me. Too many user names.
Um, sorry, comment fail. My previous comment is awaiting moderation.
…I miss the forum.
I’ll post a pic tomorrow!
I wonder if Vic has a pot and a kettle in the kitchen, or if he would get it, since I don’t think they know that idiom outside of Earth.