Eileen is not a very nice person. Some might say that she knows what she wants — or rather — what she doesn’t want. And what she doesn’t want is Mayberry. There aren’t a lot of GRAISE women roaming around the galaxy — leading to persistent rumors that Eileen may or may not be a human-GRAISE hybrid.
Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
I’m almost fell bad for Mayberry, that was until I remember that he’s “captain” of the Steel Duck. Man, it just feels good to have the strip back again.
I’m almost fell bad for Mayberry, that was until I remember that he’s “captain” of the Steel Duck. Man, it just feels good to have the strip back again.
Who said the “Steel Duck” is even in this universe?
I have heard a slanderous rumor that Melonpool is back, with a reset continuity! Could such horror be true?
You’ll be having a cameo eventually, I’m sure.
Well, you know that Chris Pine is the best Captain Kirk, ever. So, of course, this will be the best Melonpool ever. Nu-verse is a good thing.
K. Ivan! The band is getting back together!
It’s actually super impressive that Melonpool only lost that job because the industry itself collapsed.
It’s 42! Holla Holla! Could the Hamstead be far behind?
Steve: I would be neither surprised nor offended if you gave the Mi-T-Mart guy a name that is less cumbersome or In-jokey this time around. 😉
Yeah — everybody’s changing in one way or another, but we’ll always know his real name. Like the avatar!