Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Ralphie Zinobop is an "evil" clone of Ralph Zinobop. Since Ralph was already evil, Ralphie popped out warm, caring and generally the nicest guy you’ll ever meet — essentially, he’s everything that the original Ralph is not. In addition to his personality, Ralphie is left-handed (Ralph is a “righty”), his DNA winds the opposite direction and his fingerprints are reversed.
“What if I double as a chair??”
wait no
If no one likes Ralph, why don’t they just toss him out the airlock? They already have a guy who is exactly as smart
Ralphie’s very passive. Also, whoever has control of the engine has control of the ship.
“Whoever has control of the enging…” say… does that mean Sammy’s stomach is the true Captain of the ship? 😮