Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Sam T. Dogg is completely out of his element. He’s super intelligent, a highly-skilled pilot and has the most common sense of anyone aboard the "Steel Duck." Also, no one takes him seriously because he’s a dog.
I guess this is recognized by everyone who’s been on a roadtrip with kids…
no warp speed, no warp speed (family guy starwrasd spoof)
What? But if Star Trek has taught me anything, it’s that something exciting happens in space EVERY WEEK! At the same time on the same day.
If TNG taught me anything, it’s that something exciting wasn’t guaranteed every week. Especially in those first two years –