A partially completed (and often malfunctioning) Protocol droid-like robot. Made from spare parts of several different discarded robots, the lower half serves as a secondary propulsion system for the "Steel Duck" on occasion.
Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Sam T. Dogg is completely out of his element. He’s super intelligent, a highly-skilled pilot and has the most common sense of anyone aboard the "Steel Duck." Also, no one takes him seriously because he’s a dog.
Don’t get used to it, Mayberry. Trying to keep ordering Ralph around will only drive him to drink (coffee).
… thats one of the signs of the impeding apocalypse… 😮
JLB-8! Hooray!
She has a long way to go, but I wanted to give her a decidedly-non-Star Wars origin story. 😉