Mayberry Melonpool is the television-addicted, somewhat clumsy, not-all-that-intelligent Captain of the "Steel Duck." Oh yeah, and he's obsessed with getting a date. In short, he doesn't have a lot going for him.
Sam T. Dogg is completely out of his element. He’s super intelligent, a highly-skilled pilot and has the most common sense of anyone aboard the "Steel Duck." Also, no one takes him seriously because he’s a dog.
Most folks lose all their money from playing poker, not before playing poker!
If I don’t remember wrong, Sam is a decent poker player.
And the first one stating that dogs don’t have opposable thumbs should be smacked!